Tag: #fuckcancer

Cancer and The Diffusion of Time

Cancer artificially inflates the time space continuum, and thus I’ve discovered is the following equation:
Time + Cancer = Tardiness
Or
T + CN = D (D is the diffusion of time)

Oil and Water: Cancer and Friendship Don’t Mix

What causes friendships and metastatic cancer to repel one another like two magnets? The metastatic breast cancer diagnosis I received three and a half years ago sent most of my friends and family scattering like roaches under appliances in a suddenly lit kitchen.