Tag: friendship and cancer

Cancer and The Diffusion of Time

Cancer artificially inflates the time space continuum, and thus I’ve discovered is the following equation:
Time + Cancer = Tardiness
Or
T + CN = D (D is the diffusion of time)

What’s Eating Me? What I Cannot Eat.

Webster’s New English Dictionary online Definition of die, for English Language Learners: to stop living to end life in a specified state or condition to have or suffer (a specified kind of death) What happened to the singular of dice? Even Webster’s occasionally leaves out an obvious definition. Eat. Even one meal a day to

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You Got This🤜🏻🤛🏻🤮

“You got this!” For so many reasons those three little words trip my gag reflex. Even more nauseating than when I meet someone for the first time, and after a rousing conversation, my bones crackle like Rice Krispies bathing in cold milk from the the high torque of the predictable tearful hug of a virtual

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